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Joe and Laura Talk to Donald Trump

Joe and Laura Talk to Donald Trump

October 28, 2020

Let's just get to the point: the president is a guest on today's show. He says some wild stuff, even for him. Please enjoy and VOTE 🇺🇸

Some guy named "Ted Meredith" is on Twitter and Instagram.

And Esther's Follies has a Patreon.

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Joe and Laura Watch Borat Subsequent Moviefilm

Joe and Laura Watch Borat Subsequent Moviefilm

October 21, 2020
14 years ago Joe and Laura were practically babies when they saw a film that changed the entire world: Borat. Now in 2020 Joe and Laura are old and important film reviewers so they watched an advanced screening of Borat Subsequent Moviefilm: Delivery of Prodigious Bribe to American Regime for Make Benefit Once Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan. This is what they thought.
 
You can watch Borat 2 on Amazon Prime tomorrow. (Thanks Fons PR!)

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Joe and Laura Watch “Black Box” Because They’re Special

Joe and Laura Watch “Black Box” Because They’re Special

October 6, 2020

While they aren’t film critics and while their opinions are often dumb, Joe and Laura screen indie horror/sci-fi film “Black Box” from Welcome to the Blumhouse before it’s available on Amazon Prime. This makes them feel special and better than you. Laura wants to kidnap a child actress. Joe says the phrase “character choice” a lot.

Watch “Black Box” on Amazon Prime, out today!

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The Underwear Episode

The Underwear Episode

September 30, 2020

Joe gets down to the bare essentials for a commercial with Plums Underwear, and Laura has a lot of questions. 

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Joe and Laura Don’t Like Death

Joe and Laura Don’t Like Death

September 23, 2020

Strap in for a wild ride. Right out of the gate Joe and Laura discuss their hangups about death. Should Joe tell potential romantic partners that he'd like to be the first in the relationship to die? Laura thinks Joe should get a pet... that will eventually die. They listen to HF Hotline calls, and Laura finally finds a name for her fans: LAURA'S LEGION! 

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Laura Lost Her Mojo and Joe Spiritually Heals Her

Laura Lost Her Mojo and Joe Spiritually Heals Her

September 16, 2020

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Joe and Laura Want You to Call Them

Joe and Laura Want You to Call Them

September 9, 2020

Joe and Laura really want you to give them a ring. To show off their advice skills and entice listeners to make the hotline bling, they answer (bizarre) questions from quora. 

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Joe and Laura Have a Hotline Now

Joe and Laura Have a Hotline Now

September 4, 2020

Joe and Laura have been cooped up too long and have nothing to talk about. Call them, so the podcast can continue. Oh, also, Laura is on her period.

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Joe and Laura in the Flesh

Joe and Laura in the Flesh

August 26, 2020

Joe and Laura are finally together, in the flesh - face to face, heart to heart, butt to butt. Laura thinks aliens have come to see our nooks and crannies. Joe spends an hour describing his haircut "process."

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Joe and Laura Together Again

Joe and Laura Together Again

August 19, 2020

After months, Joe and Laura finally saw each other (masked) face to (masked) face at Laura's birthday party. Laura is a "cuber" now, and Joe reveals he's "linear" (whatever tf that means). 

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