Episodes
Monday May 14, 2018
24 Joe and Laura Get Sorted
Monday May 14, 2018
Monday May 14, 2018
Joe and Laura visit Pottermore.com and take a quiz to determine their Harry Potter Hogwort's house, and the results are unexpected. Will these two wizards unite their houses or become sworn enemies bound to destroy each other? How will they be remembered?
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Monday May 07, 2018
23 Joe and Laura Get Real
Monday May 07, 2018
Monday May 07, 2018
A friendly conversation becomes an argument when Joe and Laura "get real" with each other. Joe insults Laura's sick dog, Ruger, and Laura reveals her true thoughts on the status of their friendship.
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Monday Apr 30, 2018
22 A Tale of Fire and Ice
Monday Apr 30, 2018
Monday Apr 30, 2018
Joe and Laura go head to head in two physical challenges, moaning and grunting their way through this inadvertently explicit audio. Who knew you could get frostnip in less than a minute or that hot sauce doubles as an industrial cleaner? While both brave podcasters sacrifice their bodies for friendship in this tale of fire and ice, only one can be crowned the winner of Real World Road Rules Fuckin' MTV Whatever.
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Monday Apr 23, 2018
21 Joe and Laura Hit the Bowl with Uncle Meg
Monday Apr 23, 2018
Monday Apr 23, 2018
Joe and Laura hang with (and kind of get hypnotized by) trans rapper, Uncle Meg/Max. Laura hits a meditation bowl too many times; Max shares insight into friendship within the trans community; and Joe just tries to fit in. Also, did you know women don't pee out of their vaginas? Prepare to have your minds blown in this surprisingly zen episode of Heavy Friending.
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Monday Apr 16, 2018
20 Joe and Laura Have a Picnic
Monday Apr 16, 2018
Monday Apr 16, 2018
Have you ever been on a picnic with a friend? No? No one does that? Ok. Well on this week's hot episode we enjoy the spring air and a basket with food. We talk about pepperoni nipples, divorce, and of course, people who love inanimate objects.
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Monday Apr 09, 2018
19 Joe and Laura Talk About Body Image
Monday Apr 09, 2018
Monday Apr 09, 2018
Bodies. We all have them (except ghosts). And yet sometimes we are made to feel that our bodies are too ____ or too _____ or not ______ enough. Well one of the most important job a friend can do is to say you DO look great in those slacks. That's what this episode is all about, honey. Follow Heavy Friending on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter!
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Sunday Apr 01, 2018
Muriel Episode 01: New Beginnings
Sunday Apr 01, 2018
Sunday Apr 01, 2018
We've decided to change the format of the podcast. Heavy Friending just wasn't working. What is working, however, is the investigative reporter podcast format, that explores one case over multiple episodes. So that is what we did. Joe has already written all 38 episodes of "Muriel" and looks forward to releasing them. He also looks forward to all the awards that he is likely to win. Thanks for your support and goodbye, Laura.
Monday Mar 05, 2018
18 Joe and Laura Get Dark-sided with Astrology
Monday Mar 05, 2018
Monday Mar 05, 2018
Is astrology real? Or is it a fun excuse to act like a jerk? Joe and Laura dim the lights and look to the stars for answers to lifes big questions. Your horoscope says if you listen to this episode, you'll be happier and live longer.
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Monday Feb 26, 2018
Monday Feb 26, 2018
Joe and Laura are on the scene with Austin comedian, Pat Dean. Pat talks about working with friends on creative projects, including his podcasts, "I Learned Nothing" and "The Lanalax Corporation." While Laura tries to coerce Pat into eating a tunafish sandwich from 7/11, Joe works on "Barbra Walters-ing" him with hard-hitting questions. Pat refuses to eat a tunafish sandwich from 7/11, but he, instead, offers a clumsy metaphor for the meaning of friendship and a 6-pack of Lone Star.
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Monday Feb 19, 2018
16 Joe and Laura Look for Friends (and Penis) on Chatroulette
Monday Feb 19, 2018
Monday Feb 19, 2018
Joe and Laura try to make new friends using Chatroulette, an online chatroom that randomly connects its users. Using their webcam, Joe and Laura make their way through a sea of crotch-shots on the hunt for genuine human connection (and bare penis). These friendly podcasters are not prepared for the cocaine parties, freestyle raps, or furious masturbation sessions they encounter as they search for potential new pals.
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